Invade Austria

 

This site is currently (and, we might add, masterfully) being created by a group of highly motivated, but totally unorganized, political thinkers.

Although we share most of the free world's anger at the current depressing state of the US Administration, we also continue to believe America should be a beacon of freedom and liberty.

Our hope is that 2008 Presidential election will mark a return to candidates capable of displaying at least moderate intelligence and a respect for true democracy.

In the meantime we present this site as a satirical scenario of possible events. So stick your tongue firmly in your cheek and enjoy!

Yours truly
The Committee for A/08

 

The Committee for A/08, producer of Invadeaustria.com and its related content and service sites, believes that electronic privacy is crucial for the ongoing success of the Internet as a service, commercial, and entertainment medium. We know you're concerned about protecting your privacy online. At InvadeAustria.com, we treat your personal information with the highest standards of safety, security, and confidentiality. Additionally we use a third party - Cafepress.com - to process all credit and debit card payments. We store no credit card numbers.

Information Gathered
We don't collect personal information without your knowledge. We don't sell, rent, or give your personal information to unrelated third parties without your prior permission.

This policy explains what information we collect about you and how we use that information. We also outline the choices you have.

The Invade Austria Store
By shopping at www.invadeaustria.com you accept the practices outlined in this Privacy Policy.

In order to ship products to you, we need to collect information about you, including your name, billing address, shipping address, e-mail address, home phone number. Additionally PayPal needs to collect your credit card information. We use your e-mail address as a login for the store, as well as a way to send you a confirmation of your order. If we have a question about your order, we may contact you by e-mail or by phone. For example, we may call you to verify your information on a large purchase. We do this for your protection.

You can change your personal information at any time by clicking the "my account" button and login with your e-mail address and password. There, you can modify your account information.

Cookies
The Invade Austria store does not require the use of cookies. However, we offer it as a convenient way for our store to confirm your identity and keep items in your shopping cart if you leave the site.

If you do not want to use cookies to login, simply choose to login manually as your login option when setting up your account or while modifying your account information. For more information about cookies, click here .

The use of advertising cookies sent by third-party servers is standard in the Internet industry. You may occasionally get cookies from our advertisers. Invade Austria cannot and does not control these cookies.

Security
Invade Austria pledges a safe and worry-free shopping experience. Our payment processing partners use the industry standard for Internet security, Secure Sockets Layer (SSL 128-bit) encryption to protect your personal data and ensure that it is transmitted securely.

Traffic Data
Each time a visitor comes to InvadeAustria.com, information is collected to improve the overall quality of InvadeAustria.com. InvadeAustria.com collects the visitor's domain name/IP Address (e.g., whether the user is logged on from netscape.com or sympatico.ca or 255.255.255.0), referral data (e.g., we record the address of the last URL a user visited prior to clicking through to InvadeAustria.com), and browser/platform type (e.g., a Firefox browser on a Windows platform).

In addition to collecting these types of information, InvadeAustria.com's advertisement delivery system collects aggregate search terms for internal reporting and targeted advertising. InvadeAustria.com's advertisement delivery system collects visitor information for purposes of product monitoring, product improvement, and targeted advertising.

Ohdow also counts, tracks, and aggregates the visitor's activity into our analysis of general traffic flow at InvadeAustria.com (e.g., tracking where traffic comes from and how traffic flows within the sites). InvadeAustria.com may merge this information into group data, which may then be shared on an aggregated basis with potential advertisers, research firms, and business partners. InvadeAustria.com will not disclose your individual identity or personal data. When InvadeAustria.com does present aggregated information to potential advertisers, research firms, and business partners, no one will be able to identify you or contact you.

E-mail Services
Any/all e-mail addresses sent to us as the result of correspondence with the consumers of InvadeAustria.com will not be used or collected for the purposes of reselling to a third party and will not be added to a bulk e-mailing list.

Invadeaustria.com provides users the opportunity to opt-in and opt-out of receiving e-mail communications from us. This is made available during sign-up for our e-mail lists and in e-mail messages delivered from Invade Austria. For any list managed by invade Austria, users can use the link in the footer of most e-mail messages to unsubscribe.

Sharing and Usage Of Information
Invade Austria never shares, sells, or rents any personal information without your permission, unless ordered by a court of law. Information submitted to us is only available to employees managing this information for purposes of contacting you or sending you emails based on your request for information.

 

 
 

Invade Austria ® is a satirical web site published by Ohdow

Invade Austria ® uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

The content of this web-site—graphics, text and other elements, including the phrases "Alpine Shock & Awe" and "Accident of Birthplace Issue" unless — unless otherwise indicated is © Copyright 2005 by Ohdow and/or the Committee for A/08, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher.

 

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