Arnold Schwarzenegger could run for President if we Amend the Constitution but also if we Invade and Annex Austria

Pre-Invasion Pre-Souvenirs

As the philosopher and bar-room brawler Francisco "Big Squid" LuCheeze was fond of saying "This is really just part of the capitalist conspiracy. We make stuff. We like to sell it. Would you like to buy some?

Now is the time to Pre-order your Pre-Invasion Pre-Souvenirs!

This site is currently (and, we might add, masterfully) being created by a group of highly motivated, but totally unorganized, political thinkers.

Although we share most of the free world's disappointment at the current depressing state of the US Administration, we also continue to believe America should be a beacon of freedom and liberty.

Our hope is that the 2008 Presidential election will mark a return to candidates capable of displaying at least moderate intelligence and a respect for true democracy.

In the meantime we present this site as a satirical scenario of possible events. So stick your tongue firmly in your cheek and enjoy!

Yours truly
The Committee for A/08

See why wire services classify our press releases as "nonsense" and radio comentators ask "Are you nuts?"

Triumph and Tragedy

The triumphant invasion of Austria was a cakewalk. With most Austrians simply unable to believe the United States would carry out the threat of military action, initial resistance was almost nonexistent. However occupying the mountainous rogue nation has proven to be far more tragic. At time it seems as if all Austrians - from Catholicist Christians in the north to ethnic Italians in the south - share a common hatred of all things American.

President Bush appears ready to order more US troops into the Austrian theater - a decision process referred to militarily as being of the "verge of surge" We have a classified Pentagon photo of the elite Airborne 22 regiment lead by Col. Otto VanDous preparing for overseas deployment.
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Previous Reports

The Gathering Political Storm

Since the election of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor of California there have been some attempts to introduce legislation amending the Constitution to allow non native-born Americans a shot at the big Oval. Although we at the Committee for A/08 applaud the sentiment we feel that the process of amending the constitution is at best divisive and at worst sets a dangerous precedent.
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Closing the Olympic Ring

With less that a quarter year to go until the opening ceremonies of the the XX Winter Olympics in Turin Italy, a leaked document inviting Austrian skiers to try out for the 2006 US National team has hit the sport like an avalanche of lost-ski insurance claims.
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The Hinge of Fateful Evidence

Every military invasion needs justification. Let's face it - Congress isn't going to authorize the use of force without solid proof that it is absolutely necessary. Well, on second thought - perhaps the proof doesn't have to be 100% solid. In fact, looking back at the rush to lack of judgment that led to the mess in Iraq it seems that proof is really, really over-rated!
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Their Finest (Performance) Hour

In another sure sign that the Administration's well orchestrated media campaign to promote the invasion of Austria as a bloodless walk in the meadow is in trouble, an Austrian religious mystic announced that if the US attempts to occupy the Alpine nation she will unleash what she referred to as “eine Wand des Tones” Read More ->

The Grand Alliance of Complacency

Britain's in - Canada's out (or maybe in, or maybe, sort-of in eh!) and the rest of Europe thinks the idea's just plain nuts.

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This Month's Poll

Do you favor amending the Constitution or authorizing the President to invade Austria.
Tell us how you feel.

	Constitutional Amendment
	Military Invasion
	Neither